Quotes

Quotes:

Bilbo: Alas, eleventy one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable hobbits! I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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Gandalf: Confound you, Samwise Gamgee. Have you been eavesdropping?

Sam: I haven’t been droppin’ no eaves, sir. Honest! I was just trimming the hedges outside the window there, if you follow me.

Gandalf: A little late for trimming the verge, don’t you think? What did you hear?

Sam: Nothin’. I didn’t hear anything, well, that is I heard a great deal about a ring, and a dark lord, and somethin’ about the end of the world…but please Mr. Gandalf, sir, don’t turn me into anything…unnatural.

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Frodo: I will take it…I will take the Ring to Mordor, though I do not know the way.

Gandalf: I will help you bear this burden, Frodo Baggins, for as long as it is yours to bear.

Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword.

Legolas: And you have my bow.

Gimli: And my axe.

Boromir: You carry the fate of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it done.

Sam: Wait! Mr. Frodo’s not going anywhere without me!

Elrond: No, it seems entirely impossible to separate you two, even when he is summoned to a secret council and you are not.

Pippin: Hey, we’re coming too!

Merry: You’d have to send us home tied up in sacks to stop us!

Pippin: Besides you need people of intelligence on this sort of…mission…quest…thing!

Merry: Well, that rules you out, Pip.

Elrond: Nine companions…very well. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring.

Pippin: Great! …where are we goin'?

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Legolas: Final count...42.

Gimli: 42! Oh, that's not bad for a pointy-eared elvish princling. I myself am sitting pretty on 43.

Legolas: (shoots an arrow into the Uruk-hai Gimli is sitting on) 43.

Gimli: He was already dead.

Legolas: He was twitching.

Gimli: He was twitching...because he's got my axe imbedded in his nervous system!!"

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Pippin: Home is behind, the world ahead

and there are many paths to tread

through shadow, to the edge of night

until the stars are all alight

mist and shadow, cloud and shade

all shall fade, all shall fade.

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Legolas: Lembas Bread. (eats a bit) Just one small bite is enough to fill a grown man's stomach for the whole day.

Pippin: (nods) Ah...

Merry: How many did you eat, Pip?

Pippin: Four. (burps)

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Pippin: How far is Minas Tirith?

Gandalf: Three days, as the Nazgul flies, and you better hope we don't have one of those on our tail!

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Frodo: Go back Sam, I'm going to Mordor alone.

Sam: Of course you are, and I'm comin' with you!

(Sam attempts to swim to Frodo who is out in the boat)

Frodo: You can't swim! Sam!

Sam: (comes close to drowning, but Frodo pulls him into the boat) I made a promise, Mr. Frodo, a promise. Don't you leave him, Samwise Gamgee, and I don't mean to, I don't mean to.

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Gimli: Well, here's one Dwarf she won't ensnare so easily! I have the eyes of a hawk, and the ears of a fox!

Haldir: The dwarf breaths so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.

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Frodo: Sam...Wood Elves. They're going to the harbor beyond the White Towers. To the Grey Havens.

Sam: They're leaving Middle Earth.

Frodo: Never to return.

Sam: I don't know why...it makes me sad.

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Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.

Pippin: What about breakfast?

Aragorn: You've already had it.